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McFlying High with the Mile High Club

"Welcome to flight VS 693549 to Sydney, I am your pilot , and my co-pilot is . We will be taking you safely on to Sydney Australia, after a stop in Kuala Lumpur. Your assisting flight crew are: , , , , , and , they will be here too help you throughout the two stages of your flight, and finally, the head hostess is , she will be here to answer any queries which you might have" The pilot spoke with the cheeriest possible voice at six in the morning on a dull, mid March morning, the sun rising brightly over the horizon visible from the cabin window "and now, the head hostess will take you through safety procedures" the pilot spoke softly, turning off his intercom system as the tow pushed them out of the planes gate, and onto the taxi path.
"The emergency exits are situated here, here, here, and here" I said, using my hands to gesture where the exits were situated "if in the case of a sudden drop in cabin pressure, an oxygen mask will fall from above your head, please place over your head like so" I smiled, pulling the elastic over my left hand and stretching that over my head, I slowly took it off, and took a breath "please, if this occurs, place your own mask on first, then help people around you," I said softly, reaching for the bright yellow life belt which was in a box next too me "if in the highly unlikely event of an emergency landing on water, please reach under the chair in front of you, and retrieve your life belt, and place over your shoulders like so" I lifted the belt of my shoulders "please remove shoes before you approach the rafts, and do not inflate your life jackets until you've left the plane as they might obstruct the exits. Thank you very much for listening, and ensure that your seatbelts are securely fastened" I slowly took off the life belt, and folded it back into it's box, and placing it into an over head compartment, and securing it. I quickly walked up and down the aisles of first class, making sure that every thing was securely stowed away, and checked through the stairs that the other hosts, and hostesses were sat in there seats, I nodded at , who knocked on the door. I sat down in my seat, securing my seatbelt, and feeling the taxi speed of the plane increase as the front wheel lifted off of the tarmac, followed a few seconds later by the rear wheels.

As we reached 5000 feet, I took my seat belt off, and picked up the basket of peanuts, watching as did the same on the opposite side of the plane. I looked back to the top of the compartment as I heard the seat belt light go off. I walked back up to the hostess's area, and pulled out the breakfast carts, and picked up the intercom
"The hostesses will now be serving breakfasts, you have a choice of continental, or English, both are served with a choice of Tea, or coffee, and orange juice." I said as I quickly turned on the heating element, which was situated on the side of the cart. "Would you like English, or continental?" I asked the cusers on the front row of first class, only to receive a confused look "Vous aimez l'anglais, ou le petit déjeuner continental?" they still looked confused "mögen Sie Englisch oder kontinentales Frühstück" still confusion, and I was running out of language options, "usted tiene gusto de inglés, o del desayuno continental" that was my last ditch attempt, shame I didn't know any Malaysian. I sighed, and handed over three continentals's, hoping that that was what they would've wanted if they could understand me. The next ten people all wanted continental, so I passed them around, and walked back down to the front whilst there were still some English breakfasts (well, a sausage, some streaky bacon, a bit of scrambled egg and the odd flake of mushroom) left, and put them aside for the hosts, hostesses, and pilots. I walked into the cabin to find and talking about the girl on page three of the sun
"Excuse me mister, I think you'll find that I'm here, and oh my god, they are sooooo fake!" I moaned
"They don't allow fakes on page three..." smiled, I scowled at him "Honey, yours are much better," he corrected himself, I smiled slightly, and handed other the breakfast too him, and one to , who had flipped through to the Bizarre section, and laughed as he saw Kenzie from Blazin' Squad with a black eye
"Loser..." he mumbled
"Shouldn't you be pressing buttons or something" I smiled to
"Nope, autopilot is on" he smiled
"I'd rather be un-doing your buttons..." said with a dirty smile
", stop being so crude!" moaned, leaning over to him "you can go as soon as people start to sleep..."
let out a laugh, and kissed me on the cheek "see you later babe" he smiled as I walked away, and topped up the drinks.

I let out a sigh of relief as I looked down at my watch, I signalled over to to go and help in the cock-pit as both and I were due our breaks. I moved to the back of the upper deck, and into the Crew Compartment, moving into a bunk. I gently teased off my shirt as I heard 's voice come after me, I looked over to his grinning face, and beckoned him over, his legs and eyes seemed to move faster as he turned back, locking the door, and lay beside me, after a quick walk across the small area.
"Hey baby," I whispered seductively as he ran his finger or his right hand down my cleavage, and towards my pierced navel, his left hand searched my right leg for the base of my skirt. I could feel his excitement push into my hip as the plane experienced some turbulence.
"This could make things more interesting" he whispered slyly, a finger hooking around my bra straps, before his mouth lowered to my right nipple, my back arched as three fingers pushed into me, a gentle moan escaping my lips as the plane jumped again. hit the button on the wall ", try and control the plane a bit more, will you" he groaned, and kissed me heavily on the lips "I'll be back in a moment babe"
"But, ?" I sighed "What am I supposed to do?" I said hopefully
"Oh fuck it, I'm only co pilot," he laughed, and kissed me again, his tongue slipping through my lips as his hands spread my thighs apart, his hips jabbed against me as he fumbled to remove his belt,
"come here," I smiled gently tugging away the piece of leather from around his waist, and allowing his trousers, closely followed by his boxers to fall to his knees as he breathlessly entered me, laying shallow kisses over my face, onto my breast bones, over my breasts, and onto my shoulders. ", I, Oh yes," I moaned loudly, before biting down onto his shoulder, knowing that if I became any louder throughout my orgasm that the passengers would be able to hear us.
"Oh baby," moaned, as his hips flipped into mine for one last time, his lips resting against mine as sweat rained from our bodies. We dressed each other, before gently falling to sleep.
"Don't they look cute?" whispered to ; their fingers intertwined.
"It's a shame to wake them, but we have to"
"I know," whispered, gently shaking me "," she said softly, shaking my shoulder, "wake up sweetie, we need to serve lunch"
"Uh, ok, I'll be out in a moment" I smiled, as she and walked away " hunni, we need to get up" I whispered, kissing him on his lips gently as he stirred.

"Ladies, and gentlemen, we will shortly be landing at Kuala Lumpur International Airport, where the local time is 17:00 hours, and the temperature is a temperate 32 Degrees Celsius, the forms that are being passed around by the stewards, and stewardesses are to be filled in if you aren't traveling on to Australia," I said with a cheer in my voice, "for those passengers that are continuing to Sydney, you will have a break of three hours in your flight, and your baggage will remain on this plane, whilst it is being refueled, and restocked. We'd like to thank you for flying with Virgin Atlantic, and hope you have had a relaxing flight. Please fasten your seatbelts, for an estimated descent of 24 minutes. Thank you very much" I said with a smile, and walked up the closest aisle to me, and made sure that everyone had their seatbelts on, with a basket of boiled sweets to help prevent peoples ears from popping.
"Mummy! I don't want to put my seatbelt on!" I heard a young, cranky child shout, I smiled softly as I walked over to them
"If you out your seatbelt on, I'll take you to see the pilot after we've landed, and you get an extra sweetie; just don't tell anyone" I said, whispering the last part about the sweet, as he reluctantly complied
"Don't forget!" he said quietly, and turned into his mother
"Thank You" she mouthed, giving a smile, before checking that the child's seatbelt was tight enough, and then in turn checking her own

I pressed the buzzer that was on one of the walls to page the flight crew to let them know that they all needed to be seated, and them another which told " and " that everything was ok